ukrainianbarbiedoll:

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bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

eleanorjanestyle:

localnativity:

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool

nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post

asvprock:

Being ignored is one of the worst feelings i’ve ever felt. 

eternalravendreamer:

leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris